M*A*S*H stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and joining it are two unpredictable madcaps, Hawkeye and Duke. They can’t be dealt with casually, however, because they are also two of the best chest surgeons in South Korea. They decide to wage a campaign to get a young Korean to the United States and entered in a good school.
Hawkeye has a scene with a woman psychiatrist who believes he’s been trying to lobster-trap mermaids in a rice paddy! There’s a jolly encounter with the baby-talking Bonwit sisters, the worst tap-dancing act the U.S.O. ever sent overseas. A sergeant is selling dumb GIs fishing rights in the Bay of Phum. Radar O’Reilly, a soldier with incredible hearing, anticipates things before they happen. The proprietor of a painless dental clinic is cured of dark moods by the recreation of an old monster movie, and a monster!

Adapted By Tim Kelly
From the book by Richard Hooker

Cast List

General Hammond – Tom Zulick
Corporal “Radar” O’Reilly – Patrick Boyer
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake – Ronnie Tanner
Captain Bridget McCarthy – Ann Sommers
Lt. Janice Fury – Tara Laciano
Sergeant Devine – David O’Brian
Lt. Louise Kimble – Renee Harrington
Captain Frank Burns – Hans Giller
Father Mulcahy – Austin Morrin
Captain Walter Waldowski (Walt) – Kevin Harrington
Captain Mcintyre (Trapper John) – Bill Quinlan
Captain John Black (Ugly) – Kyle Slagley
Captain Pierce (Hawkeye) – Reed K. Steele
Captain Forrest (Duke) – Matthew Hoffer
Ho-Jon – Paige Titsworth
Pvt. Lopez – Paul Ridener
Korean Woman #1 – Lori Bee
Korean Woman #2 – Cindy Fennewald
Lt. Nancy Phillips – Susan Krecioch
Major Houlihan (Hot Lips) – Tammy Halay
Congresswoman Goldfarb – Lois Sommers
Dean Mercy Lodge – C.A. Bush
Miss Randazzle – Tamsen Toensing
Mitzi Bonwit – Jaycee Wamer
Fritzi Bonwit – Mary Bee
Agnes Bonwit – Alyssa Radike
lt. Connie Liebowitz – Cindy Fennewald
Captain “Spearchucker” Jones – Daniel Sifuentes
Major Ruth Haskell – Lori Bee
Korean Extra – Marlene Guy
Voice – Hans Giller

Production Team

Stage Manager – Alice Dargartz
Set Design – Jeff Smith, Tim Yard
Stage Crew – Alice Dargartz, Earl Price, Reed Reamsnyder
Costumer – Lois Sommers
Assistant Costumer – Ann Sommers
Lighting – Marty Limmer
Sound Design – Keith Klewer
Sound – Jen Bonnice, Ruth Bonnice, Keith Klewer
Set Construction & Decorating – Glen Ackerman, Max Cuprys, Don Dauer, John F Stvartak, Reed K Steele, Reed Reamsnyder, Jeff Smith, Tim Yard
Props – Max Cuprys
Tickets – Cathy Klewer, Roxie Mlynek
House Manager – Cheryl Cuprys
Concessions – Marcia Hayes
Program – Tim Yard
Publicity – Nancy Ice
First Nighter Appreciation – Dianne Davis
Photographer – Tonia Halay

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